A Short Anti-War Thing
2003-03-10 . 10:46 p.m.

I was reading today about how much the US has worked out the war in Iraq and the rebuilding will cost. They reckon it's going to work out around 65USD billion.

This seems a little steep and then there is the risk of death and severe unhappiness for an awful lot of people. So I have come up with a new masterplan.

Bill Gates' personal fortune is somewhere in the region of 30USD billion.

Why not get him to finance the war? We could have the first WinWar. Rather than death and violence, starvation and misery we could just get rid of The Evil Dictator with a simple Fatal Exception.

Then we can partition the country up and make sure that there are enough resources to keep from crashing the economy.

We can also send in monitors to make sure that we can avoid a UN resolution 404 error doesnt take place.

Now I'm going to run off and speak to the missus. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!