2002-12-07 . 12:52 a.m.
AKA - "What sort of a bastard lies on file names?"
Ok - it's semi-illegal. We all do it though. What am I on about?
Downloading MP3s.
I have quite a large collection of random music in MP3 format - dependent on my mood I d/l all sorts of weird things. One thing I have quite a bit of is The Cure. So when I see something that says "The Cure - Inbetween Days (Live)" I sing, quite rightly, "YAY! Ro-bert Smeeeeeeeth, Ro-bert Smeeeeeeeth" and begin the process of depriving my favourite artists of their earnings.
WHICH SHIT-HEAD THOUGHT THAT CALLING A WHINEY HOUSTON TRACK "The Cure - Inbetween Days (Live)" was a funny thing to do?????
You total f*ck-knocker! Why on earth would you even think of doing this. That's f*cking with my sh*t. I hate it when people f*ck with my sh*t. I've got my sh*t down. I know this to be true; you f*ckers.
How is Sh*tney Houston in the same ball-park as the Awesome Ro-bert Smeeeeeeeth?
Bastards. It's false advertising - which is industry slang for "lying", and I hate lying.
How is it that we accept stuff being of such low quality nowadays? Like in "Falling Down" you see D-Fens in the burger bar complaining about the way the burger looks it the picture and the slab of materials masquerading as a meal he is given. Like Wonder-bras. The most evil gimmick for Man-Trapping ever invented. How dare you con us (49% of the Earth's population!) into thinking something that is not the case? Do you see us men wearing Wonder-pants perhaps? A pair of socks stuffed into my trousers would do wonders. Do you see us chaps down the fruit shop buying large boxes of bananas? Hmm? Hmm? No, you do not!
I don't complain when I receive low-quality goods - maybe I should. There is no way to improve unless you are aware of your failings (be it in a business or personal). I expect feedback from my boss telling me how I am doing at work, I welcome feedback from Fletch "Stop being a dickhead, Paul" and I will alter my behaviour accordingly (though I may continue to shout and/or dance for a short period after).
Enough Ranting.
Now it's time to give thanks to "Bren." for my new layout. I love her so much it's just not true. Mwa, Luvvy! GRAND EXALTED INTERNET DAMME that you are.
Now I'm going to watch some Lenore animations.
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