pr0n...
2003-05-21 . 9:27 a.m.

Had a strange thought about pr0n today, so I thought I'd stick in in here....*ahem*

Isn't it strange how when you see home made pr0n on a Jazz Channel it is universally crap? Watching proper pr0n (hard to cum by in the UK I might add) everything is pretty impressive, then you see Mr and Mrs Smith getting it on in their living room and it's a horrible experience. Huge fat hairy motherf*ckers and their wives just about poured into the cheapest lingerie available. I mean her thighs are poking out over the top of her suspenders - it's like the only thing keeping her in those stockings is surface tension.

It's like watching your history teachers getting it on.

yuk.

Another thing about pr0n sex is how it always follows the standard set up -

oral, vaginal, anal, oral, facial.

It NEVER deviates from this formula in all the pr0n I have ever seen.

Is this the magical formula to guarantee sexual happiness or is this just what white American males (the largest consumers of pr0n) want to see?

I have to say that I have indulged in every sexual proclivity that I have ever wanted to and it seems to me that barring "normal" sex and cunnilingus that all the other things are basically male dominance rearing it's purple head.

There is nothing wrong with dominance - a fair number of women like being dominated during sex (doggy style is very popular for example - mostly 'cos women can pretend I'm actually nice or to hide their yawning) but the rest of them really are salves for the male ego.

I'm not saying any of them are no fun, or even that they should be looked upon as *evil* but can any of you name a position where a woman is completely dominant during loveplay?

Going back to the formula - is it because your standard white male is so downtrodden in life nowadays that he feels he must get revenge on women? Does pr0n help that? Is that necessarily a bad thing? I ask this because I'd rather know some nutjob was spanking the monkey to a cheesy jazz film than out on the streets with hatred of women in mind and a knife and a hard on in his pocket.

It certainly "ties in" with the increase in popularity of BDSM practices where a man can submit to domination from a woman in relative safety. I think chances are we will find that these will become ever more common in everyday sex until everyone owns a cherry flavoured buttplug and a gimp mask.

I will leave my shockingly poor analysis there for now, revelling in the fact that for the next year I will be getting several hits a day for "cherry flavour butt plugs" from Google maniacs....

Guy's (and it *is* guys by the way) - do yourselves a favour and think on this :

"If it goes where it's supposed to go - who cares if it's cherry flavour"