Damn Man! I've Split my Pants!
2002-12-09 . 4:48 p.m.

Dang! I've a gone an' split ma pants!

My ass is now hanging out all over the shop (don't get me wrong - it isn't a fat ass or anything) - I like it, and most ladies like it too but it's out!

No more hiding my ass from passers by. All is revealed by my buttcks of shame!

well, short but sweet. I may update you on the ass hanging-out situation as time passes...