My Future Employment Plot....
2003-02-01 . 3:24 p.m.

I'm bored at work - and I'm tired (maybe something to do with staying up all hours, drinking'n'stuff). My head keeps dropping until I wake myself up to fetch another coffee...

This job is easy. It is fun in that it requires absolutely no effort on my part whatsoever. I've been here so long that I can just reel stuff off without thinking but I still have this sleepiness thing going on.

So on my CV for my next job I am going to pretend to have Narcolepsy and Tourette's Syndrome. Imagine the joy! All day at work I can swear all I like and if anyone complains I can shout "ASSLICKER! Discrimination! SHIT! FUCK! BALLS!"

Should I feel the need for a nap I can just drop off and blame it on the Narcolepsy.

I wonder if anyone would hire an alcoholic, narcoleptic sex-addict with Tourettes?

Lemme hear ya say "SHIT FUCK WANK thankyou for your call BITCH! ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz"