Guestbook Spam
2003-03-10 . 10:36 a.m.

I got a great Guestbook message the other day from an individual - allow me to quote -

"You are jealous with Michael Jackson he has a beautiful house, a good career and a lot fans!"

Well I have a few things to say to you Mr Alleged Michael Jackson fan and it goes a little something like this -

Do You Wanna Be Starting Something? You see The Way You Make Me Feel, I feel Bad. Really, really Bad. You know it. Much as I'd like to avoid Blood on the Dance Floor I kind of figure that if you are going to mess with a Smooth Criminal like me and risk having your head bounced Off the Wall then You Are Not Alone.

I will happily teach you the ABC of how Dangerous I can be. I Cant Help It. I will Scream Leave Me Alone until you Beat It.

What you probably don't realise is that when it comes down to it, I am not only a bit of a Thriller but I am also Invincible and Unbreakable. So at the Break Of Dawn you can Give In To Me.

Well - that's enough MJ for one day.

On a lighter note - everything in my life is so wonderful I can't be arsed to write it down.

Let me simply says that should the NSA ever listen in to my phone conversations - they will be doing the rounds for quite some time...