Lonely This Christmas
2002-12-25 . 3:23 a.m.

Me and Unca Fwetch are going to be very bored this Christmas. We are miles away in separate houses without any real form of entertainment.

What I fancy doing is having a great big diaryland MSN Chat thing into the Wee Hours.

I have half a bottle of Jack and will be getting some beers in and I'm sure Fletch will have some drink as well. I want to have a great big multi-way chat extravaganza.

I will be online from about 9pm GMT (4pm EST/3pm CST/1pm PST) and I urge all of the Fletch and Paul favourites to be around then. Anyone agree with me then leave a note or guestbook entry and we can utilise my amazing organisational skills to hold the First Universal Conversational Keg-party (F.U.C.K.).

It'll be my first F.U.C.K. in ages.

Now, where is the drum roll button on this keyboard...