2002-12-07 . 6:55 p.m.
WOT I WANT FOR KRISMES - LUV PORL
THE SENSIBLE ONES
1 : To see my son. I worked 12 straight hours Christmas day '01.
2 : A girl that I can make smile.
3 : 200 Marlboro Red.
4 : A bottle of Jack Daniels
5 : A Playstation 2.
6 : A weight bench and barbell.
7 : A wardrobe.
8 : A good book that will last me more than two days.
9 : An MP3 player. I'm sick of my music skipping when I dance outside.
10 : Another bottle of Jack Daniels.
NOW, THE SILLY ONES
11 : Lifetime free tickets on Virgin Atlantic 1st Class.
12 : The Five Celebrities from my Laminated Celebrity Sex Card.
13 : A palatial mansion with shack-up facilities for Fletch's Harem.
14 : Home Cinema System (no, not Dolby 6.1 and a Plasmascreen - I mean like with a 40' screen and a shop that sells popcorn and stuff).
15 : Lingenfelter Corvette 427TT.
16 : Yamaha R1.
17 : Keys to Jack Daniels Distillery.
18 : The TARDIS.
19 : World Peace.
20 : Goodwill to all men (and women).
I don't want much do I?
Twenty minutes until I can run home. Here, I am the King of all that I survey. Feet on desk, fag hanging from mouth with a freshly charged cup of coffee sat by my side.
It's no wonder I love the world this much. I am truly on top of my game. I have spent six hours p*ssing around with my boss. She had a headache so i grabbed a tub of push-pins and chased her round the call centre threatening her with some good-ol' acupuncture.
And they call this work...
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