Genre-Hopping
2003-02-22 . 12:36 p.m.

All is rosy in my little world. So I decided to invent more stuff.

As I don't have a particular yen for things of an artistic nature I have come to the conclusion that I must do what every other two-bit musical artiste has done and cross genres.

I'm a big fan of crooners and swing music - Ol' Blue Eyes, Deano, Sammy Davis Jr etc. But they need a modern twist to really reach the dizzy heights of the top ten.

So here we go - get a random member of the Rat Pack, dress them in a tracksuit, spend several weeks teaching them to dance and cover them in jewelry.

What have you got?

Bling-Bling Crosby.

Oh yes.