2003-01-12 . 12:53 a.m.
Walking back from the cinema tonight Fletch and I were discussing how much we would like to dedicate our lives to studying stuff. Fletch would like to concentrate on Ice Sculpting, Make Up, Fencing and Muay Thai (and possibly knitting) whereas my desired skills are even more esoteric.
We decided that to truly live a life of study the most important issue is of course cash. Money. Moolah. Wonga. To meet this requirement we had to come up with a money-spinner. No dot.com millionairre will I be...
And so the concept arose :
The Ho-Tel
Making use of bribery and blackmail I intend to fully decriminalise prostitution in the UK. Finding Members of Parliament who wouldn't want a Gold membership "Ho-Tel Loyalty Card" would prove to be rather difficult I imagine...
From there I intend to introduce a combination Internet Cafe/Brothel. Downstairs you can rent a cubicle with a webcam and pick and choose the girl/boy/sheep you want. Deposit your credit card (and that's all you deposit sunshine) and then you can go up to the full-on boffing chambers (or bedrooms if you will).
I reckon as a he-madam I could earn a pretty penny from my biznitches. I could then spend as much time as I wanted to learning all the really pointless stuff that I feel the need for.
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