The Buck Stops Here. Bitch...
2002-12-09 . 7:36 p.m.

Bitch.

It's a great word. A showstopper as it were. Whilst not fully as effective as the "c" word it does have the advantage of not having an easy rejoinder.

i.e. Someone calls me a "c" word I can use the snappy rejoinder "You are what you eat"

Should someone call me "bitch" though, I will leap into the fray windmilling like a crazy Dutchman.

I think that I should be allowed to use the Bitch word with my customers as it really has that fantastic edge to it.

Here's a couple of fine-ass examples -

Customer -

"I think my bill is wrong"

Me -

"No, I think you'll find that your bill is correct, Bitch."

Me -

"Do you have your account number?"

Customer -

"No, I haven't"

Me -

"Then go get it, Bitch."

See the fantastic uses of this word? No one messes with you when you call them "bitch". I just wish that I was allowed to use this word at work. There was one time behind a shop counter when someone called me out 'cos they thought I wouldn't do anything whilst at work. He was wrong. Very wrong as he found out when I climbed over the counter to f*ck him up. I lost that job rather surprisingly, perhaps that wouldn't have happened if I'd been allowed to call him "bitch".

9 minutes and counting. This place may just be getting to me today...