2002-12-09 . 6:09 p.m.
Arse Status - Blue.
It's cold out. My Arse is currently quite chilly. Several people have commented on the splitted-ness (it is a word!) of my trews. Ladies have been quite forthcoming on the subject of my Arse. Which can only be seen as a good thing.
Tonight I intend to record my Arse utlising the Webcam. I have no idea how much HD space to dedicate to my Arse. Anyone wanting to have a live video feed of my Arse should firstly examine their sanity in great (and I mean great) detail. Otherwise, simply go online at about 12am GMT for a fantastic view of my Arse.
None of the above will actually take place - I am simply very bored. If you really need to see my Arse it, along with the rest of me will be getting slowly drunk on beer and whiskey. Feel free to engage me in Arse-related conversation should you see me hanging around online - I will be happy to discuss it. Many thanks.
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