24 Hours of Arse...
2002-12-09 . 5:16 p.m.

Inspired by Darksa's 24 Hours of Thanksgiving - I have decided to relate the extraordinary events revolving around my arse hanging out of my trousers for as long as is physically possible.

Get comfy in your seats (I wish I was...), crack open a brewski and prepare for the ride of your lives!

Never before in the history of Diaryland has so much effort been expended on such a pitifully un-interesting subject. Never before has a man's arse seen so much attention in written form.

MY ARSE SHALL LIVE ON IN HISTORY - A LEGENDARY ARSE IT SHALL BE!!!

Can you tell that I'm bored? Can you?