2002-12-18 . 11:51 p.m.
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me: a brand new DVD.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eight maids a-milking (heh),
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Nine ladies waiting (ahem),
Eight maids a-milking (heh),
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Ten rounds of Vodka,
Nine ladies waiting (ahem),
Eight maids a-milking (heh),
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Eleven pipes of crack,
Ten rounds of Vodka,
Nine ladies waiting (ahem),
Eight maids a-milking (heh),
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve year old Whisky,
Eleven pipes of crack,
Ten rounds of Vodka,
Nine ladies waiting (ahem),
Eight maids a-milking (heh),
Seven crates of Miller,
Six girls for laying,
A case of J-D!
Four call girls,
Three french birds,
Two packs of Marlboro,
and a brand new DVD.
Hmmmm. Methinks I detect a general theme amongst the Christmas cheer...
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