2002-11-27 . 11:32 p.m.
or What Paul Wants
For tonight's second entry I figure I'm going to have to put up a "Wanted Ad".
So - here is the Singles T-shirt I am looking for -
Good Points
1 - Must accept me for what I am (I am too old too change).
2 - Must like Dylan (My son).
3 - Fairly attractive (there is some negotiation here).
4 - Must understand that I have the most amazing musical taste ever ('Cos I do...)
5 - Intelligent.
6 - Thinks I am funny (that's funny ha ha - not funny "sunshine bus").
7 - Doesn't mind me being a bit "male" sometimes.
8 - Doesn't mind being worn out from sex (often).
9 - Likes movies and books.
10 - Martial arts skills (It's so sexy).
Bad Points
1 - Hogs the covers (I think it's cute).
2 - Cannot sing (Makes me look good).
3 - Has own opinions and sticks to them (Agreeing with everything I say is dull).
4 - Owns several toy animals (Again - cuteness factor).
5 - Occasionally petulant and childish ('cos I am too).
6 - Smokes.
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