I'm Going (Roy) Batty!
2002-09-03 . 11:26 a.m.

Good morning people! Time to run around and be hyperactive with the aid of my favourite drug - caffeine. Damn it I love coffee!

Today's first entry refers to the blondeness of my mop. It's the right colour and the right length to wander around doing Rutger Hauer impersonations. In Blade Runner, "The Rut" as he shall herein be known, plays Roy Batty - a Nexus 6 Replicant. The Replicants are artificial humans with a six year lifespan and they are better than human - they are stronger, faster and more intelligent (mostly). Roy is the cream of the crop when it comes to the Nexus 6 Replicants. He is, in fact, the coolest guy in the film.

So today, I'm Roy Batty. I'm stronger, faster and more intelligent than my co-workers. But, I only have six hours to prove it (what a strong and decidedly strange fantasy life I lead...)

altogether now,

I've seen things you little people wouldn't understand. Attack ships on fire of the shoulders of Orion...